thecanadian22 asked: Stop working, it's for people with lives! Just kidding :p
in my case working is very much for people without lives seeing as how i just pulled a twelve hour day and i’m heading back for more tomorrow
Anonymous asked: yay! hope you have a nice satisfying dump. report back? :p
i’m much more comfortable now than i was earlier (except being sans cat cat come back) and i even sprayed so the next person to use the bathroom doesn’t have to smell that
Anonymous asked: well presumably you'd only mess your underwear and at worst your pants :p
bro that would be horrible i love these pants i mean i have like probably four other pairs of the underwear but still
cat moved i can go poop now hallelujah
Anonymous asked: poop your pants and clean it up later #cough
no man i can’t dirty the ocuch this is a nice ass couch im not a monster mOVE CATrdfdjkbfk
scratch that i really need to poop like really fucking bad oh god move cat move stop being cute and warm i have t oshi njfkskglkfjdl
i kind of need to poop but there’s a cat sleeping on me and i’m really really comfortable right now i mean except for the whole kind of needing to poop thing
Anonymous asked: is this where i go 'take pictures'? ahahah :D *hides*
nah my poops back to normal there’s nothing to show…. also i’d be worried about dropping my picture taking device in the toilet…………..
thecanadian22 asked: Did I scare you away :s? I have a good habit of that..
oh dude i was working i’m ridiculously busy lately it’s not you
Anonymous asked: oh.. okay, isnt that pretty normal though? whats yours normally like?
no i mean like……………………….. its not normal poop its weird im not sure how else to explain it but there is a difference